"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." - J.R.R Tolkien
"I'm twice as tall as half of you and half as short as twice of you." -Archibald Asparagus
I couldn't pass up an opportunity to inject some Fellowship quotes. There's not much relevance here, just that I'm donating these fun little Gandalf and Frodo Lego figures to a charity that raises funds to purchase Lego sets for underprivileged children. This isn't my style--I've stolen it from another talented builder, but these figures can be yours for a ridiculously outrageous price from creationsforcharity.org
On another, unrelated note, here's a submarine sandwich that I built a couple weeks back. Visual puns are too good to pass up.