Friday, July 12, 2013

Transplanted

"It is always wise to look ahead, but difficult to look further than you can see."

     First, a toast to those few of you who've sat on a bucket in this weed-infested plot of Internet farmland and waited for the corn to grow.
     The truth of the matter is, I was kidnapped by a sly villain by the name of "Life" who chained me to other priorities and fed me gruel. It took me a good long while, but my daring escape plan worked and I'm here to tell the tale. More than that, I finally moved all these blog posts over to the new website only to decide that I wanted the content on the new blog to be unencumbered by the mass of Internet opinion literature that I have inflicted on you over the past couple of years on this lovely Blogspot site.
   Not-so-long story shorter, I'll continue consistently posting on my personal site, but hopefully we'll begin to see the content and style of my writing mature a bit. Who knows. Perhaps it's just moving the writing from the greenhouse into the field.
     So go ahead and shuffle over to www.paulvermeesch.com/blog and plop down a bucket to watch the corn grow.

Friday, March 1, 2013

Moving

"The present is the ever moving shadow that divides yesterday from tomorrow. In that lies hope." - Frank Lloyd Wright

The time has nearly come to say goodbye to this dusty little corner of the Internet. But do not fear! I'm only moving down the street. Though this site will continue to remain up-and-running, future weekly/biweekly/triweekly posts will be found on the (as of now non-public) blog portion of my personal site www.paulvermeesch.com. I'll likely be a bit quieter over the next week or two or three as I slowly move the dozens of blog posts over to the new platform and tidy them all up. The move to the new site is mostly for my benefit as I begin to do some consolidation. I'll be writing you all one more post on this Blogspot platform when the transfer is complete, so stay tuned for a detour!

Friday, February 15, 2013

Defining Moments

"Hell is full of amateur musicians." -George Bernard Shaw

     Though it's an atrocity to quote both Shaw and Chesterton on the same blog, the sentiment was quite fitting indeed. 
     I've often supposed that in heaven--in the world to come--our lives will be accompanied by a soundtrack. Not in a creepy way, like my nightmare of a one man band following me around town setting my life to music, but in some awesome invisible-surround-sound-speaker-system sort of way. I can imagine waking up and deciding over a cup of tea whether it's a Zimmer day or a Jablonski day or a Giacchino day.
     Day dreaming aside, music does have a special way of teleporting the memory back to certain moments in time. Pieces of music become little time machines for the brain. Keeping the iTunes library on shuffle while doing math homework often drops my brain off in Virginia or Greece or California every four minutes instead of keeping it splattered across the twenty-some composite function problems it should be focused on. The soundtrack from The Man from Snowy River winds me up in Colorado Springs. Most of The Lion The Witch and The Wardrobe's credits pieces put me in Yellowstone or King's Canyon, and for whatever reason, the artist Moby's work throws me back to Oklahoma.
It does make me wonder if, in the world to come, music will be something like a less creepy version of Cobb's elevator in Inception, transporting us back to those moments in time that resonate so musically in our memories.

     And just because it's no fun to read a blog post without pictures, here are two entirely unrelated shots: one of my grandmother and one of a young girl who was staying at my grandparent's home. Though these were taken quite some time ago, I just recently realized have a pretty neat contrast when they're juxtaposed.



Friday, January 25, 2013

Shooting Horses

"Riding a horse is not a gentle hobby to be picked up and laid down like a game of Solitare. It is a grand passion." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I just finished a project that I've been at for over four months now, and it's rather good to be through with it, though it was a blast to shoot and stitch together. Horses are such fun subjects to video. It's the people I have a tougher time with. The best part of shooting this video was running for three quarters of a mile into the woods hauling gear along so I could beat the trail riders and get my epic shot of the horses coming through the woods. The things we do for art...

Friday, January 18, 2013

From the Ground Up


"The Lego brick is not initially thought of as a material typically used in creating art. But as an Architectural Artist, it lends itself perfectly to my applications just as paint to a painter or metal to a blacksmith" - Adam Reed Tucker.

     Over the past two months I've been grinding away at my first commissioned Lego model. My local library (one of the best in our region of Michigan and one of the reasons we chose to live here) is a gorgeous building, a wonderful resource, and a perfect setting for a Lego reconstruction. Built in conjunction with a monthly artist demonstration event I was asked to build at, the model contains over 5,000 Lego elements from 23 different resellers as far away as Germany. Two months is a tough timeline for a project that should take five to six months, but with some help on the backside of things and the pseudo-flexibility of homeschooling, I managed to get from blueprints, photos, and drawings to the placement of the final, custom-engraved elements in just under eight weeks. The model is now property of the library, and will remain on display in the lobby.


     In other news, as of yesterday, my personal site, paulvermeesch.com, is now live. This site will be a portfolio of sorts as well as an umbrella for my different interests, and a method by which I can be contacted more easily. Eventually, this blog will likely be migrated over to that site as well once I can iron out the kinks of Wordpress.


     And not only have I been building a small library and small website in the past few weeks, I've also been building a small business. Through paulvermeesch.com/lego, I am now available for Lego modeling commissions. Drop me a note with who, where, or what you'd like to see built out of plastic bricks, and I'd love to talk with you about it!

Friday, January 11, 2013

Trapped in a Reference Frame


"It concerned some boy whose farm or cottage stood on such a slope, and who went on his travels to find something, such as the effigy and grave of some giant; and when he was far enough from home he looked back and saw that his own farm and kitchen garden, shining flat on the hillside like the colours and quarterings of a shield, were but parts of some such gigantic figure on which he had always lived, but which was too large and too close to be seen." -G.K. Chesterton

Humans have ever aspired to be birds. From the time of Icarus all the way to today's inane wingsuit jumpers, mankind has wanted to soar over mountains and treetops, preferably in slow motion and to epic music, because slow motion and epic music make things all the more awesome. But why? Why did DaVinci and the Wright brothers and all those comic book authors dream of human flight? Perhaps it was because they were all sick and tired of living in two dimensions, of only being able to venture into the third by falling off a cliff or being shot out of a cannon. Perhaps mankind was sick of its reference frame; weary of seeing ground beneath its feet and all things from the same lousy perspective. Mankind strove to reach outer space not just to explore the stars, but so that it could look back at planet earth; so that it could defy its reference frame and see the globe from a distance. Distance gives perspective. This is why model train layouts, like architectural models and those miniature scale sailboats are so enduringly appealing. They allow the viewer to escape his reference frame and view the trains and buildings and boats from a greater "distance." This is likely why Legos are so appealing to me. They have the potential to recreate life in a different reference frame, one where the ground needn't necessarily be beneath our feet. Indeed, extreme distance gives perspective, and extreme closeness gives wonder. I've often wondered what it might be like to swim around inside of a plant cell, or be like Calvin, imagining himself as a bug in Bill Watterson's Calvin and Hobbes. One can escape the bars of our reference frame by gaining distance or by imagining, like Chesterton's traveller, that we have always been living on top of an enormous giant. Our appreciation for the commonplace will inevitably grow as we see the commonplace from a different perspective. 

Friday, January 4, 2013

The Kingdom

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." - Winston Churchill 

     Just as there are two ways to reach home, perhaps there are two ways of reaching the kingdom of God. The first would be to travel around the world and through potentially eons of time until one reached the messianic millennium. The second would be to never leave.
     The kingdom is that ambiguous little thing that kept popping up all over the gospels. Whatever it was or is or will be, God thought that it was important enough to warrant a trip to planet earth to tell us about. All too often, I think we might look through the wrong end of the binoculars when it comes to Jesus's first coming. If his only purpose was to die and be raised in order to break the curse of sin for all mankind, why didn't he allow Herod to murder him as a child? Salvation might have come thirty years earlier. Obviously, the messiah's life and teaching are supremely important in the grand scheme of history. With the physical life of his son, we might argue that God began the kingdom of heaven on earth. Jesus did not lie when he said "the kingdom of heaven is now" for the kingdom was now. The mustard seed of the kingdom of heaven, planted and nurtured by the life of the carpenter from Nazareth, has been growing for the past two thousand years into a sturdy young tree. Indeed, time will only tell when the growth of the mustard tree will be complete, but perhaps many of us have been waiting for something we already have. We wait for God's commands to be written on our hearts without realizing that many of the commands already have been written onto our hearts with the Holy Spirit prompting us toward righteousness, where our ancestors relied on the commands written in stone. 
     Like the Chestertonian traveler who leaves Bristol and journeys around the world to a strange land of rolling hills, tamed dragons, and peculiar people under tall, magical, black hats, only to find that he has returned to Bristol with all its top hats and motorcars; so too, we should rediscover the kingdom of God not as something to be expected, but something to be lived out. Every plant that the Father did not plant will surely be uprooted, but the roots of the kingdom of heaven run deep.

Friday, December 14, 2012

Preschoolers and Sheep


"When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?" - G.K. Chesterton

     When the opportunity presented itself, it was tough to pass up the chance to film and edit a very Biblical preschool/kindergarten Christmas program complete with llamas, sheep, and CGI establishing shots for a local Christian school. Shot in six hours and edited in three days to meet our deadline, the whirlwind project gave me a whole new respect for preschool teachers. Those youngin's can be hilariously impossible sometimes. You can watch the finished product below.


Friday, November 30, 2012

On Swords


"All good things come to a point. Swords, for instance." -G.K. Chesterton

     I read somewhere that at Handel's first performance of Messiah, the crowd was projected to be so large that women were asked not to wear hoop skirts and men were asked not to wear their swords so that standing room could be maximized. Oh that we sill lived in a time when you had to be explicitly asked not to wear a sword as a part of your default formal attire.  I find it a great pity that society has moved beyond the era of swords. We could have at least gone from swords to lightsabers, but alas, we had to go through the "gun" phase, and lightsabers don't exist yet. I've considered applying for a concealed weapons permit simply so I can carry a sword cane around. But then I'd have to have an excuse to carry a sword cane around, something far less easy to come by. Swords, though, don't have quite the stigma against them that guns do, primarily because swords are far more pretty. Swordplay way-back-when was an art, much like the weapons themselves. There isn't the same degree of sophistication and dignity about a Berretta when compared to a 16th century swept-hilt rapier. Perhaps the weapons do carry the same lethal function, but a Berretta certainly isn't going to be a part of your default formal clothing.

     That said, neither a gun nor a sword must be seen as deadly instruments. Chesterton, (whom I must point out carried a sword cane), wrote a marvelous little book about an allegorical practical joker titled Manalive. One of the book's main themes is the use of a pistol to "deal life" at those who value it least. By shooting holes in people's hats, the main character breaks the conventions, but keeps the commandments, not wishing to harm anyone, but only to frighten complacency out of them. What was once a killing machine has, in the hands of a concerned friend (and good shot), become a tool to shock a love of life into people who insist that "the pleasures of life, trivial and soon tasteless, are bribes to bring us into a torture chamber."
     Swords are much the same. They demand more awe than fear, their mere presence in a room adding some sense of craftsmanship, dignity, and history. Swords are one of those few instances where art and warfare intersect. When the warfare function is taken out of the equation, you're left with an awe-inspiring piece of artwork that you can swing around the room like what's-his-name from Princess Bride. All around, a whole lot more fun than swinging around Mona Lisa or American Gothic.


Friday, November 9, 2012

Dead as a Doornail


"But the wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile; and my unhallowed hands shall not disturb it, or the Country's done for. You will therefore permit me to repeat, emphatically, that Marley was as dead as a doornail." - Charles Dickens

     In which I refrain from commenting on the election and instead bring you a lighter post. Here's a list of goofy clichés I've dredged up from all corners of life: from film, books, billboards, packaging, comics, and conversation. Enjoy!

  • The ten square foot desert island with the palm tree in the middle. Why do we always see them at low tide?

  • Falling anvils and pianos. This is one cliché that never gets old.

  • Well... That and grannies armed with rolling pins.

  • Happy kids in textbooks. The gal in a turtleneck holding up a graphing calculator with a giant grin. Really? Let's see some groaning, some pain, some agony. Red pen at the least.

  • Protagonist in the movie nonchalantly spinning the postcard rack after walking into a store. Bash a window. That would shake things up a bit.

  • "I'm glad that 14 terabyte data transfer only took thirty seconds, or else I would have been caught infiltrating this secret compound.

  • "Quick! Push the fruit cart into the road so the lead car in the chase will crash into it, sending watermelons and pears skyward in an awesome slow motion collision!"

  • "Phew. Reinforcements are just three minutes away..."

  • Replies to "how are you today" questions. LOUSY! AND I WON'T BOTHER ASKING YOU BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'LL BE WONDERFUL! Life is a bit to predictable sometimes.

  • Rome wasn't built in a day. Yeah, well, they didn't have cranes or front-loaders back then.

  • When life gives you lemons, keep them. Because hey, free lemons.

  • When it rains, it pours. Or it just sprinkles...

  • If you can't judge a book by its cover, hire a new designer.

  • All's fair in love and war. Take that Geneva conventions!

  • Cereal box characters. I challenge you to find one single box of cereal in the cereal isle who's character doesn't have a the goofiest grin you thought was possible. 

  • 50% MORE*
          *Than our half sized product.

  • 100% NATURAL! I would pay money to see an orange juice carton with 100% ARTIFICIAL smeared across the front.

  • Action hero whips out an arrow from his back quiver and let's it fly into the nearest bad guy within a second and a half. Oh- wait. Hold on. The arrow's stuck in the quiver. My arm's not long enough to get the tip far enough out. Ah. Two hands. There we go. Hold on there, Mr. Orc. The notch isn't clicking onto the string. Darn. The tail feathers are backwards, let me flip this one around. Pull back--boy this bow is stiff--oh, the sights need to be adjusted for this distance...

  • The epic battle on the swinging bridge, tall building or freight train. A card table would be just fine, thank you.

  • Crumb. My car ran out of gas right in the middle of this intense car chase.

  • Soccer ball, saxophone, and a stack of books in the group shot of happy kids on the billboard. The ultimate childhood stereotype.

  • That mountain switchback road in all the car commercials that I'm convinced is a soundstage in Hollywood with built-in sunset lighting.

  • Riddles that end in "how did he die." No one ever seems to live through story riddles these days.

  • Barber shops with pitiful names. I have yet to find a barber shop that has a name that would make me want to get my hair trimmed there.

  • Typography. The flowing script font on devotionals, the blocky or pixelated font on all bad guy's computer screens, the serif font on all smart books, the sans-serif font on all books trying to be smart, and the bold, italicized, and non-Times-New-Roman font on the MLA guide.

  • Goats don't eat tin cans. Really. They don't. Or shoes for that matter. They just eat grass. Lots of it.

  • And last but not least, professors with bow ties.


Friday, November 2, 2012

Resolving Literature


"'Unlike literary critics, judges cannot merely savor the tensions or revel in the ambiguities inhering in the text--judges must resolve them...'" - Justice William Brennan


   I must admit that Calvin's reason for avoiding math is far more brilliant than any excuse I could think up. I, like Hobbes, had never considered the literary qualities of mathematics, but after stumbling across this wonderful comic, I began to consider the mathematical qualities of literature. These considerations were compounded when I read the intriguing quote above in an essay by Annabel Patterson. Justice Brennan here proposes that the appreciation of literature and the resolution of literature are two mutually exclusive approaches to interpretation.
     So sure. I can savor the power dynamics and balanced conflict of 2+2, perhaps admiring the symmetrical formal aspect of the sentence. But where will all that contemplation get me? Nowhere, really. The same is true of literature. I can examine the racial theories, questions of voice, and rhetorical strategies all I want, maybe even throwing in a psychoanalytic approach to the text's composition, but it doesn't get me anywhere at all. 
    All literature has function. There are some who pride themselves in writing gibberish, tidying it up with some nice rhetoric, and calling it literature. It's not. True literature is always an equation; a means to a meaning. Literature can be as simple as 2+2=x, or as complicated as b - 11 + (-0.2)(-60/2)² = -0.2(x² - 6x + (-60/2)²). We can "appreciate" this equation all we want, but x will continue to loom in the background--a stark reminder of a meaning and truth that the author of the equation has concealed using the tools of addition, division, distribution, rhetoric, and voice.
    And yes. I did just reduce literature to numbers, and yes. The analogy does break down. Interpretation never leads to a single correct answer. There is always uncertainty with complex literature. This does not, however, nullify the fact that there was a concrete "answer" to true literature when it was written; an unknown variable that interpreters should always be in pursuit of. All too often, though, interpreters leave the "solving" to the lawyers and content themselves with how aesthetically impressive or pleasing the literature is. They appreciate or admire the tools of logos, ethos, and pathos, perhaps observing an interesting tie to nationality or canon, but they don't use them to determine true meaning. X marks the spot, but they refuse to dig.

Friday, October 26, 2012

And More Lego


"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." - J.R.R Tolkien

"I'm twice as tall as half of you and half as short as twice of you." -Archibald Asparagus

     I couldn't pass up an opportunity to inject some Fellowship quotes. There's not much relevance here,  just that I'm donating these fun little Gandalf and Frodo Lego figures to a charity that raises funds to purchase Lego sets for underprivileged children. This isn't my style--I've stolen it from another talented builder, but these figures can be yours for a ridiculously outrageous price from creationsforcharity.org


On another, unrelated note, here's a submarine sandwich that I built a couple weeks back. Visual puns are too good to pass up.


Friday, October 19, 2012

Leaves Not Turned


     It's been some time since my last post. That annoying little thing called life has gotten in the way of blogging. But I'm back at the keys, and here's a poemish thing I wrote. For the record, I don't write poetry. And certainly not free verse. I'm no Wordsworth. But in the words of a friend in reference to a Kandinsky painting, "feast your soul on this for a while." 
    
Spines rot of leaves
Not turned. Knowledge limitless,
Yet not enough. Head
In hands, spectacles
On the desk. Lenses of
Distinction. Of choice,
Lie beside the flower dead.
Spine bowed straightened
To stand. To search
For the spine fresh but
Covered with dust.
Gust of breath, of wind.
Clear the haze, the dust.
Stone rolled away
Like the clouds under
The sun. 

Not ink but meaning;
Not clutter but cleaning.
Something new under
The sun. The Son.
Head in hands no longer.
He stands stronger.
Straighter.

But good intenders
With noble intent
Miss intentions. In emphasizing 
The royal thorns
They become the thorns
That choke the meaning.
Spectacles clean, green,
The institutions lead
Him. Fingers steepled,
Or folded, he is told the meaning
Is convenient.

Bogged down in specifics
Is the danger. So they say. 
Bending to drink rather
Than drinking from cupped hands,
Watching lest
They misunderstand.
He follows.
Controversy covered
With heavenly sheet.
Robbing Peter but
Not paying Paul.
The spectacles of
Choice clouding again. 
His trunk branching out
With no root.

his ink becomes grey.
His ink turns pink.
Water, blood, and sweat.
My ink was written grey,
That it may either rot
Or be watered.
But his was not
Nor His.
It was vibrant and crisp;
It was dark, with a bondage 
Light; refracted through
That distorted lens called
Time and preconception.

If he loves the one
Who created the trees, the life, 
The light, the mountains, the seas,
Then what?
Does he stop at love?
Intangible? Unprovable?
Like a prostrate statue?
his ink says by no means.
The tree must blossom.
The fruit must grow.
So the roots must extend 
Deep into the leaves where
The meaning is clear and
The dirt is black.
Nourishment enough from
Spreading roots to press
Through the thorns.
To see without lens,
Undistorted, untainted,
Unspoiled. Above
The fog and clouds; yet
Still under the Son.

Friday, September 7, 2012

An Obligation


"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." - Winston Churchill 

     Even though this sad truism from Churchill is, of course, in reference to England, today's post probably won't contain much relevance for my lovely 21% foreign readership. Sorry chaps.

     When the Puritan settlers first knocked shores of New England in the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries, the world became a changed place and "a terrible beauty was born" to steal the words of Yeats. A beast had been let out of the cage that had the potential to rip out the literal and figurative lifeblood of Europe. But that beast was tamed. It was tamed slowly, painfully, and at severe cost of life. Europe watched the American experiment like a gladiatorial combat; with a morbid fascination to see who would win the bloody struggle. Would it be the nobly savage American lion with its matted fur and arrowhead-sharp claws? Or would it be the religious outcast from Holland with his sword of the spirit, shield of faith, and breastplate of righteousness? The crowd jeered. The colosseum echoed and thumbs turned down toward the Puritan. Others turned up. Most of the audience had the secret bloodlust desire to see the man wearing the belt of truth mauled, but the bleeding gladiator surprised them all. Not only did he pin down the lion, he made the lion roll over in submission.
     The first Puritans fulfilled John Winthrop's charge to do just that: to be that "shining city on a hill" and to baffle the expectations of all the onlookers. To this day, America has never stopped baffling its observers. It is the longest surviving and most successful experiment in democratic republicanism in history. America works because the gladiator didn't stop once he won the contest. He continued to tame the lion, passing that responsibility to his sons and grandsons.
     America passes from generation to the next, and each generation is responsible for keeping the lion tame. But as the founding fathers stipulated, that responsibility could not fall to one man alone lest the noble lion show his savage side devour him. The responsibility was instead given to each and every person who had the nerve to himself an American. Each generation would collectively make a choice to either let America grow savage and terrible, or to nurture the noble and beautiful side of America. While each American had the freedom to accept or reject the responsibility of the nation's future, it went beyond the level of freedom. It was an obligation. Each and every American would be held accountable for the country's decline if they chose not to speak out.
     The issue goes far beyond party lines. It is a matter of responsibility and national pride far more than it is a matter of choice. We must exercise the freedom, right, and responsibility to vote before that freedom vanishes as it did in the Roman Empire.
     As one who cannot yet vote, the best I can do is urge my readers who are of age to not drop the ball this coming election. Whomever you vote for, you certainly cannot afford to let your commitment to this country fall to the wayside. As I step down off of my soapbox, just remember that America's experiment in democracy has only defied all expectations because of citizens like you who have accepted the responsibility passed down to them. Let your voice be heard.

Friday, August 31, 2012

On a String


"Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all." - Dwight Eisenhower

     This week's a bit more fun than last. This is my most recent Lego project that's a bit outside my comfort zone. I was inspired by the arch piece that I ended up using as the nose, but a macro scale figurine would have been so terribly boring by itself. So I remedied that problem by putting strings on the figure and turning him into a marionette. The fellow was originally a sort of Elizabethan Thespian, but doublets are nigh impossible. That version was quickly scrapped.



Friday, August 24, 2012

Preserving the Spark

"You see but you do not observe" - Sherlock Holmes, "A Scandal in Bohemia"

"He sees many things, but does not observe them" - Isaiah 42:20

     "All that matters to me is the work," shouts the modern day Holmes to his blogger Watson. "Put that in your blog," he says, "or better yet, stop inflicting your opinions on the world." With that word of wisdom from history's greatest consulting detective, I shall begin to inflict my own opinions upon you, my poor reader. Even worse, I am naming this lengthy and droll piece of writing my 'maximum opus ad modernum' because, of course, everything sounds far awesomer in Latin, thanks to Ooglegay Ranslatetay. I suggest you close your browser now before the pain of this blog post becomes intolerable.

Without further ado...

     For a few weeks, my thoughts have wandered about the streets of the world with and without aim before finally coagulating at the door of 221b Baker Street. I am unashamedly something of a "Sherlockian," and have been found stalking around the house with an antique pipe in my mouth for its sheer classiness. I've read the majority of the "pre-resurrection" adventures and memoirs of Sherlock Holmes in the past, watched a few of Basil Rathbone's charming shows from the 1930s, built the Baker Street residence out of Lego, and most recently, enjoyed Benedict Cumberbatch's stunning modern interpretation of the famous detective in the new Masterpiece Theatre drama series. It was no surprise, then, when an opinion article on BBC News caught my interest. It was titled "The Enduring Appeal of Sherlock Holmes." 
     Before long, my printed version of the article was doused with a heavy layer of highlighter ink and pencil lead. The article connected the dots that had been shuffling around in my head for these several weeks. From the campus of Patrick Henry College, to Einstein's religiosity, to Chesterton's molehill mountains, to "Sticky Ideas," to the communication of the core of the Gospel, to the future of America. 
     And what picture did all these connected dots form? They formed a picture of the divine spark. Not a spark of rational thinking, but a spark of emotion. I began to see that emotion and the human ability to feel are inseparable from God. Logic without emotion is a denial of Divine Providence; a slap in the face of the Creator. 
     Perhaps the most intriguing example of this divine spark is the paradoxical figure of Sherlock Holmes himself. A man who appears to be rigorously rational, yet is so enduringly appealing because he is not as rational as he seems. Under the stony surface of Holmes' visage, emotion, guesswork, whimsy, and faith play as large or greater a role than reason. "What's striking is that Holmes relies on guesswork and imagination, supplemented and corrected by observation, as much as on reasoning" writes John Gray, the author of the BBC article. Holmes personally declared that he followed a "science of deduction" and additionally that "I never guess. It is a shocking habit." But, as my philosophy of science professor last year prided himself on proving, Sherlock was wrong on both these fronts. Sherlock did guess, and Sherlock didn't follow the 'rules' of any particular method of reasoning. If anything, it certainly wasn't deduction, but closest to abduction: the more unconstrained process of moving from facts to explanation by process of elimination. 
     Sherlock, then, begins to become an exemplar of the proper blend of reason and emotion by letting go of the rules that reason forces upon it's practitioners in favor of the freedom of imagination and guesswork.
     I tried Sherlock's method a few weekends ago while eating soup on a busy sidewalk. It was amazing how much clarity was given to that busy sidewalk simply by observing cobwebs and shoe soles and awning colors and imagining why they existed the way they did. It was as if a new layer of context was added to my perception. The BBC article highlights a Sherlock quote that I found rather wonderful. "You know my method," he says. "It's founded on the observation of trifles." 
     G.K. Chesterton, officially one of my favorite writers, authored a tremendously trifling collection of essays titled "Tremendous Trifles." Chesterton's method was the same as Sherlock's. I roughly quote one of Chesterton's witty phrases that sum up his perspective. "The most efficient form of manufacture," he writes, "is making mountains out of molehills." Chesterton waged war against the dogmas of rationality by hurling his spears of common sense. Chesterton shows us the next rung on the ladder to preserving the divine spark of emotion in a world of reason. It takes a bit of whimsy to read Chesterton, but he argues that the things commonly seen as abstract, (feeling, imagination, and the miraculous) are all far more reasonable and less abstract than the cold rigidity of reason itself. "But I would add this not unimportant fact," writes Chesterton, "that molehills are mountains; one has only to become a pigmy [...] to discover that."
     Yet, as John Gray states in his article, "it's not the methods used by the fictional detective that fascinate us. It's the contradictory figure of Holmes himself." To further investigate the contradiction that Sherlock presents us, I turn to a little college in Purceville, Virginia where Chesterton is not unfamiliar.
      I was blessed with the recent opportunity to travel to Patrick Henry College outside of Washington DC to participate in a rigorous two weeks of debating. I have never debated before, but the camp, taught by the family owned Ethos Debate company, certainly got me hooked. 
     Patrick Henry is a gorgeous little Christian college; the kind of place where Chesterton and Lewis can be found on all the coffee tables, and the glass trophy cases are devoid of sports trophies, but filled to overflowing with moot court awards, mock trial awards, and debate awards. There are only two main buildings on campus, and just ga few dorms surrounding a deathly bacterial pond lovingly titled Lake Bob. The healthy Christian environment of the politically oriented college provided an ideal backdrop for learning the ropes of formal debate.
     This part of my story began while staying awake in a lecture given by the brilliant professor of rhetoric at PHC, Dr. James Tallmon. And unlike some of the other lecturers, staying awake during Dr. Tallmon's talks was hardly a task at all. Dr. Tallmon played funny Monty Python clips. All we had to do was identify enthemematic lines of dialogue, convert the enthymemes into syllogistic construction, diagram the syllogism to locate the major, minor, and middle terms in addition to the hidden assumption before finally determining if that assumption was fallacious and, if so, what kind and to what extent. 
     Easy cheesy. During one of these clips, I raised my hand to humiliate myself by stumbling through the above process before concluding that the argument in the clip was indeed fallacious (built upon faulty reasoning) because it included an appeal to the viewer's pity. Without missing a beat, Dr. Tallmon asked me where I had been taught that an appeal to pity was a fallacy. "A book" I lamely replied, drawing a blank on the title. "Was the person who wrote your book a Vulcan?" Asked Dr. Tallmon, doing the Spock finger thing. "I should certainly hope not." I replied after a moment's hesitation. Dr. Tallmon gave a mysterious smile and returned to the lectern. 
     It turned out that that very evening, Dr. Tallmon was delivering another speech on this very topic. His core idea was simple: emotional engagement in discussion, argument, delivery, or the like is essential to remaining human. Without appeals to pity or appeals to fear or appeals to sentiment, we become "rationality machines." We become Vulcans. We deny the divine spark of mystery, faith, and feeling in favor of a logical framework, abstract numbers, and rules. Calling appeals to emotion erroneous, he argued, should immediately put up red flags.
     Dr. Tallmon is a big fan of the rhetorician Richard Weaver, a contemporary of C.S. Lewis who is considered to be the shaper of modern conservatism. In this second speech, delivered on the lawn, Dr. Tallmon read pieces from Weaver's treatise, "Language is Sermonic." Though Weaver's "sermonic language" was a bit heady and academic, his point came across decently enough. He writes, "the discourse that is favored today is without feeling and resonance, so that it is no exaggeration to say that eloquence itself has fallen into disfavor. Moments of great crisis to indeed encourage people to listen for a while to a Churchill or a MacArthur, and this is proof of the indispensability of rhetoric when men feel that great things are at stake. But today when the danger is past, they lapse again into their dislike of the rhetorical mode, labeling all discourse which has discernible emotional appeal 'propaganda.'" All the ten letter words aside, the passaged can be paraphrased, (as Chesterton prefers) with one-to-two syllable words to read, "Rick thinks that emotional speeches are frowned upon unless people need to be inspired when bad stuff is happening. But when the bad stuff is over, people go back to thinking that that emotional speeches are deceptive and untruthful and sneaky."
      Near the end of my time at PHC, I was given a speaking award in the form of a nice hardcover book titled "Made to Stick: Why Some Ideas Survive and Others Die." Written in the style of Malcolm Gladwell's work (another of my favorite writers), the 300 page nonfiction guide outlined a six step checklist for communicating ideas. The checklist was contained in the acronym "SUCCESs:" Simple, Unexpected, Concrete, Credible, Emotional, and Stories. Even as I write this complex, expected, wishy-washy, uninspiring piece of internet opinion, I am reminded of how terribly difficult communicating ideas is. However, the book summarizes Richard Weaver in two simple, concrete sentences: "How can we get people to care about our ideas? We get them to take off their Analytical Hats."
      Back to Holmes, the man who's simple deerstalker cap has become THE symbol of an "Analytical Hat." The new Masterpiece drama, which places Sherlock in the modern day, has an interesting interpretation of the deerstalker cap that fits snugly into my little connect-the-dots picture. Holmes personally detests the hat in the series, yet the media, after one incident, continues to associate the hat with the detective. "Why is it always the hat picture?" fumes Sherlock after seeing the front page of the daily news. It's a fitting picture of how the media plays up the logic, the reason, and the analysis while downplaying the substantive emotion. The BBC article picks up on this too. "Can we learn to be reasonable without expecting too much of reason?" Asks the writer. "Or will we blunder on, trying to remodel the world on rational principles that in practice produce chaos?" The world wants to believe that reason works, but underneath it all, the world subconsciously knows that reason doesn't work on it's own. Society simultaneously rejects the proper blend of emotion and reason, and desperately wants it. The BBC article continues to highlight the final link in the chain of the preservation of the divine spark when it says, "Seeming to find order in the chaos of events by using purely rational methods, [Holmes] actually demonstrates the enduring power of magic." 
      Magic. The supernatural. Emotion taken to its extreme. I have heard it said that Einstein, arguably the most analytical and rational figure in science began his career to some degree as a mystic, perhaps something like a Jewish Chesterton, before formulas and abstract mathematics led him away from pursuit of the divine absolute truth, and toward a relative (pun intended) scientific truth.
     Sherlock Holmes is the Einstein who, though still secular, is properly searching for an absolute truth somewhere out there in the supernatural realm. In The Adventure of the Cardboard Box, published in 1892, he asks, "What is the object of this circle of misery and violence and fear? It must have a purpose, or else our universe has no meaning and that is unthinkable. But what purpose? That is humanity's great problem, to which reason, so far, has no answer." Holmes never reaches a conclusion to this "great problem" but there are many of us who can safely and securely say that we have a one-up on Holmes because we do have the answer to that "great problem." The answer is that there is indeed a meaning behind "this circle of misery and violence and fear;" a living being who both created and redeemed this "circle" we know as earth.
     Eric Metaxis, a former writer at VeggieTales, biographer, and comedian said during a recent address in Grand Rapids that "You can't reason your way to faith in Jesus Christ any more than you can swim to Hawaii." Faith is something that is far from rational, yet is as concrete as the cement in your driveway.
      For me it vividly took the form of an emotional skit enacted by current PHC students. For others, it takes the form of an answered prayer, or a feeling of confidence or hope. 
      I have hope for our world. We're slowly becoming conscious of the fact that reason fails without a connection to emotion and to the divine. We see it in articles like John Gray's on Sherlock Holmes. We see it in the incredible, bestselling success of stirringly prophetic novels like Jonathan Cahn's "The Harbinger." We see it in against-the-grain media personalities like Glenn Beck. And hopefully we begin to see it in tedious blog posts like this one, however unmemorable they may be.

If you've actually read this far, go read some Sherlock Holmes stories. They're far more interesting.

If you just skipped to the end to look at the picture, you're the smart one.


  

Friday, August 3, 2012

Hiatus

"Beware the barrenness of a busy life." - Socrates

My summer has been a busy one, but it's also been a wonderful one. At the risk of falling into the barrenness that Socrates speaks of, I'll be taking a writing break for a few more weeks. Expect to see me again at the end of August. I thought I would share this completely unrelated photo though. Last monday was one of the most gorgeous nights in a long time.

Friday, July 13, 2012

Return to Fascination


"The world will never starve for want of wonders; but only for want of wonder." - G.K. Chesterton


     It was with no little consternation that I had to re-read this quote when I first stumbled across it in a little book by Chesterton called Tremendous Trifles. Like so much of what he writes, the sentence is a small rhetorical explosion that sends painful shrapnel into your brain if you're not careful. Chesterton is like that. It's one epiphany after another, hurled like grenades over the pages of the book. His literary explosives are hand-formulated from a deadly combination of common sense and chiasmus. Recently, I was compelled to return again to the front lines, and, like a soldier in the trenches, hold up against Chesterton's genius, battling my way to a rough understanding of his premices.
    One of the more interesting these premises, pulled from the chapter titled "The Ethics of Elf Land" in his theological autobiography, Orthodoxy, holds that fairy tales are more "coldly rational" than the "sentimental" associations of science. The sentimentalist looks at an apple blossom, and it reminds him of his childhood. The desperately, yet unconsciously sentimental scientist looks at an apple blossom, and it reminds him of an apple. The resident of that wonderful world of Elf Land looks at an apple blossom, it makes him wonder if it might not turn into a crimson tulip. The only pure rationality in the world is the fact that one apple blossom plus another apple blossom equals two apple blossoms. The scientist's association between apple blossoms and apples is not rational, Chesterton argues, but a narrow-minded generalization. It excludes the possibility and probability of miracles. But then again, an apple blossom turning into an apple is a miracle itself. And ay, there's the rub. Fairy tales about apple blossoms turning into crimson tulips are built solely to revive that moment when we discovered that an apple blossom turned into an apple. This is why, Chesterton argues, babies do not "need fairy tales." He writes, "a child of seven is excited by being told that Tommy opened a door and saw a dragon. But a child of three is excited by being told that Tommy opened a door." Life is exciting enough in and of itself for a child of three, but for the old and weary, fairy tales rekindle that excitement of initial discovery.
    Writing in the the early twentieth century, Chesterton was an advocate of fairy tales, and a self proclaimed inhabitant of Elf Land where miracles were commonplace, because the commonplace was a miracle. But a lot has changed in a single century. All too suddenly, the elves have invaded in mass, and these elves have none of the ethics of the fairy tales of Chesterton's day.
    I recently tried my hand at a cousin's fascinating computer game called Portal. The concept was mind blowing, and the quality of the digital environment drew me into an appreciation of impossible physics and impossible technology. Portal is a perfect illustration of a century's change in storytelling. In Chesterton's day, fairy tales were often crude, crafted on the spot around the fire or the hearth, and infused with a subtle or obvious set of ethics. These stories and fairy tales were passed down in books or by mouth, with the abstract moral retained and ingrained. Then there came the modern era; first with movies, then televisions, then computers, then the Internet, then the media player, smartphone, and tablet. The result has been the exponential rise of a new breed of fairy tales: ones that are not crude, but sonically and visually immersive; ones that are not told on the spot, but constructed over years of work with hundreds of people; ones that celebrate technique or tactic over ethic; and ones that are not passed down in books or by word of mouth, but are instantly distributed to the masses of millions. The new fairy tales are the television shows, the movies, and the video games of our century. 
     I certainly have nothing against the media machine, and personally think it can be used as a positive force; but there are two important distinctions between the fairy tales of Chesterton's era, and the fairy tales of our own era.
     First, the fairy tales of the twenty-first century are largely devoid of all ethics; both the anthropologically practical and the moral, as Kant so wonderfully divided the field. Without a moral absolute guiding the message of a story, the tale is bodiless. And yes. That pun was intended.
    Second, the sheer mass of twenty-first century fairy tales have reversed the roles of reality. The quality of the new fictional environments (never even a factor in Chesterton's written and spoken day) combined with the large volume of all these alternative environments, has made fiction "realer" than reality. Show "The Avengers" to an audience in Chesterton's era, and not one live person would emerge from the theater after the show. They all would have died of heart attacks.
    This second conundrum can be solved by turning, not to fairy tales as was the solution in Chesterton's day, but by returning to a fascination with reality. We must again become the children of three who are excited when they are told that Tommy opened a door. A real door. Made of wood. Not light. Woah.
    The first conundrum can be solved simply by returning to the words of scripture; that one and only moral absolute amid a sea of shifting sand and shifting pixels.

Friday, June 29, 2012

A Day on a Real Farm


"Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field." - Dwight Eisenhower     



     I may not be a thousand miles from a corn field, but for today, my plow is the pencil.     
     Farming has been in my extended family for several generations. Though the most recent generations might best be called "recreational farmers," we still have family whose roots in the industry are dug deep in the fertile ground of heredity. I was able to visit my great uncle's 84 cow dairy farm with my grandfather for a few days this week. There's an element of 6 AM - 8 PM manual labor under a beating sun that is very satisfying. I enjoyed my time there immensely.

     The alarm goes off at five thirty and I've rolled out of the scratchy sheets and off the air-mattress onto the floor. The sun is just working its way through the lacy curtains of the house as we slide on the rubber boots, and slide them off again to dump out all that straw. It's cold outside but certainly not for long. Driving the mile to the farm, the sun continues to make it's way up and over the silos in the distance, flooding the fields with a light that makes the dew on the corn shimmer ever so slightly when it catches the sun. 
     Four silos surround the white barn. Two of them are old, built with concrete block and cable. The other two are deep blue "Harvestores," one of which climbs seventy feet above the ruminating cows in the dirt paddock below. These cows will acknowledge your presence with a swing of the head, accompanied by a fling of some saliva that they forgot about as they were chewing their cud or their hay silage. A farm hand whistles, getting behind the herd and into the sunlit dust, smacking the stragglers with a PVC pipe or a hat as the Holsteins slowly filter their way into the barn like so much black and white molasses. The cows pick a stall and trip their way across the manure gutters. I chain them in and stand back to let the professionals do the milking. "You don't see it done this way too often anymore," says my uncle as he hooks the handheld machine to the pipes running overhead. "Nowadays they have the cows go to the milk machine instead of the milk machine going to the cows." 
     In an hour, it's done. The tank is full and ready for the evening's milking. The milk man with his tanker truck will come after breakfast and we're warned that he's quite the talker. Filling plastic bottles with warm milk, the young calves are fed in the most rambunctious and milk-splattering way conceivably possible. No sooner is this task finished than another wet newborn is carried in from the field and laid out on the sun-baked concrete floor of the barn where it promptly discovers that it has legs. They're quite the wobbly things yet, and a few collapses convinces the new little heifer to take it easy. Content to explore the world with her eyes, she is left to her own devices in a pile of straw.
     And then there's breakfast. The farmhouse is old. My grandfather remembers his room and explains how he could climb out his window, on to the roof, and down to the ground. There's a noticeable tilt to all the tabletops and furniture, and the kitchen is hung with signs like "Martha Stewart doesn't live here," "The only self cleaning thing in this house is the cat,"  and "So it's not home sweet home. Get over it." I pull a fiddleback chair to the kitchen table over the peeling linoleum that was white in 1933. There's dishes of oatmeal and strawberries and potatoes. Conversation across the round, veneer table revolves around the most interesting subject of running over baby deer with combines. Do pass the ketchup, please.
     The dishes are dumped in the sink to be attended to later. After the milk truck comes and goes, it's off to the fields where we'll be baling a few acres of hay. I try my hand at both the tractor and rake, and the Haybine before deciding to "stick to my day job." I certainly can't drive straighter than a flagpole on the New Holland machine, and arguably no straighter than a flagpole that's been through a hurricane. The hay is planted in the low spots of a wheat field where it works against erosion and turns the rather useless ground into a cash crop. The wind over the tops of the wheat on either side of the hay makes the crop swell and surge like a golden ocean. We brave the heat and the waves, churning through the troughs and crests, leaving the bales floating in our wake. 
     Once the bales are collected and stacked, we make our way to the farmhouse where leftovers are heated up for lunch. Conversation at the round table resumes about slaughtering chickens. The record for one day is well over a hundred.
     The day is now at its hottest, and my uncle works in the shop on fixing a metal round bale feeder. I join the farm hands tossing straw and green hay down from the hay loft; the temperature in which must be a good ten degrees warmer than outside. When the dust kicks up, sunlight will stream through the small glass windows casting three dimensional beams of light onto the dry hay below. A great opportunity for some photographs.
     With the hay down, a hand is sent off to 7/11 to bring back some Slushies while we cool off in the shade of the barn. Before long, the cows are back in their stalls and milking begins again. By the time dinner rolls around, the farmers have put in fourteen hours of work and they're ready for a shower and some hay to hit instead of pitch. As the sun dips behind the western corn fields, bathing them in an orange glow, I toss the rubber boots by the door where they'll meet me bright and early again in the morning. The work on a farm waits for no man.

Some black and white shots from this week:


Curious Georgia.


A bit of self-portraiture.


A farm hand pets an hour-old calf.